Adam’s Nicknames

§       Baba Booey- Due to Adam’s striking resemblance to Gary from the Howard Stern Show.

 

§       Broom Boy- Adam used to carry a broom with him everywhere he went and sweep the streets in front of him so that he would not walk on dust mites.  This earned Adam another nickname.

 

§       Booger- As we all know, Adam is good looking enough to be a Hollywood movie star.  In fact, he resembles one- Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.

 

§       Bubble Butt-  “I like big butts and I cannot lie…”  Adam has got the biggest butt of them all… and he loves to flaunt it in those skin-tight women’s jeans that he loves to wear.

 

Is it just me, or is it odd that all of Adam’s nicknames begin with a “B?

 

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